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Do You Need A Good Excuse For Your Weight?
Many people are very conscious of their weight, today. It is in your best interest, to do so. There may be times that you face a predicament that is most precarious. You may need to attend an event in the near future. It would be good if you could lose a few pounds. This is no time for miracles. It is time for a very good excuse. Here are a few things that you may wish to use, in emergency situations.
A good excuse may be related to an extremely rare condition. This condition may be so rare, that no one else has ever heard of it. In fact, it may be best if no one has actually heard about it before. It can be a metabolic disorder that has doctors baffled. Perhaps using an electric hand mixer brought on a series of episodes. Try to think of strange or unusual medical terms to describe them.
When you have this rare condition, mention that you are doing everything that you can. Nothing seems to be working. Everything you try, meets with failure. Will people believe you? There is a chance that they may be skeptical.
Maybe you are a victim of demonic possession. This is something that will be difficult to disprove. Make sure that you have a good story about how it came about. Maybe you are minding your own business one day. You are preparing a healthy smoothie with your hand blender. All of a sudden you feel peculiar. The blender begins to do funny things.
No one has seen possession of a kitchen appliance. They cannot dispute whatever details that you come up with. Perhaps you become driven to make something terribly fattening. Maybe your life has not been the same since.
Maybe another demon has possessed the remote control to your TV. That is why you can never find it. It may change channels to food commercials, frequently. It might turn the volume up on certain commercials. This may be why commercial volumes are so loud.
Demonic possession may be a good excuse for obesity. There may be an entire population of demons devoted to this. These fat demons would take great delight in frustrating you in your weight loss efforts. This is a possibility. It would explain why so many people have so much trouble with weight control. It may not be your fault. You may be possessed by a fat demon. You may ask how to get rid of this creature. The answer to that question may not be available yet. However, awareness may bring about possible cures for afflictions.
Conclusion
You may need a quick excuse for being overweight. Maybe you need to attend an important event. You may consider a rare condition that is tied to your Cuisinart hand mixer. Perhaps you will choose the demonic possession excuse. You may not choose any excuse, and face the problem head-on. This may be your best alternative.
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